Inquiring minds want to know

From today's Calcutta edition of the Telegraph, in the "Your Voice" feature: "Question: Should the idea of peeing on compost heaps be implemented in India?"

Text your response to 56569.

I am not sure what "implementation" of this idea would look like. Would the government get involved? Public Service Announcements? Pee rationing?

The Telegraph, incidentally, has turned into a horrible, terrible newspaper, but was my Grandmother's favorite.